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Old economy Boss
NICKNAME: Slave-driver
  • OPERATIVE MODE: Focused
  • DEFAULT POSITION: Glued to armchair dispensing memos
  • MOST-HEARD UTTERANCE: "It's standard operating procedure."
  • LOUDEST POSSESSION: Voice
  • IDEA OF A GREAT D AND D: Sharks' fin soup and chandeliers
  • VIEW OF SUBORDINATES: "Guilty until proven innocent."
  • TREATS INTERNS: With lust
  • ENCOURAGING WORDS: "You get a raise."
  • DISPARAGING WORDS: "You haven't hit your target."

And Worker

  • JOB TITLE: Slogger
  • OPERATIVE MODE: Shell-shocked
  • DEFAULT POSITION: Eyes glued to computer screen, thinking deadlines
  • FAVE ITEM ON DESK: Photo of pet dog
  • TO SUCK UP TO BOSS, YOU HAVE TO: Introduce girlfriends
  • WON'T BAT AN EYELID WHEN: Boss brings in an iMac
  • SEEN AT THE D AND D: Humiliating colleagues by pushing them onstage
  • POURS OUT PROBLEMS TO: Cleaning lady
  • FAVE MOMENT OF DAY: Logging off
  • FAVE COMPLAINT: "Too much work!"
New economy Boss
NICKNAME: Ringleader
  • OPERATIVE MODE: Excited
  • DEFAULT POSITION: Huddled among staff
  • MOST-HEARD UTTERANCE: "Let's chance it."
  • LOUDEST POSSESSION: Fubu shirt
  • IDEA OF A GREAT D AND D: Wrestling his wife for all to see
  • VIEW OF SUBORDINATES: "They're adults, aren't they?"
  • TREATS INTERNS: As the next dot.com millionaires
  • ENCOURAGING WORDS: "You get stock options."
  • DISPARAGING WORDS: "You haven't any hits."

And Worker

  • JOB TITLE: Slicker
  • OPERATIVE MODE: Charged-up
  • DEFAULT POSITION: Eyes glued to ceiling, thinking ideas
  • FAVE ITEM ON DESK: Pet dog
  • TO SUCK UP TO BOSS, YOU HAVE TO: Introduce Sim Wong Hoo
  • WON'T BAT AN EYELID WHEN: Boss brings over a cup of coffee
  • SEEN AT THE D AND D: Humiliating himself by volunteering himself on stage
  • POURS OUT PROBLEMS TO: CEO
  • FAVE MOMENT OF DAY: Logging on
  • FAVE COMPLAINT: "Too little time!"

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