• OPERATIVE MODE: Focused

• DEFAULT POSITION: Glued to armchair dispensing memos
  
• MOST-HEARD UTTERANCE: "It's standard operating procedure."
  
• LOUDEST POSSESSION: Voice
  
• IDEA OF A GREAT D AND D: Sharks' fin soup and chandeliers
  
• VIEW OF SUBORDINATES: "Guilty until proven innocent."
  
• TREATS INTERNS: With lust
  
• ENCOURAGING WORDS: "You get a raise."
  
• DISPARAGING WORDS: "You haven't hit your target."

And Worker

• JOB TITLE: Slogger
  
• OPERATIVE MODE: Shell-shocked
  
• DEFAULT POSITION: Eyes glued to computer screen, thinking deadlines
  
• FAVE ITEM ON DESK: Photo of pet dog
  
• TO SUCK UP TO BOSS, YOU HAVE TO: Introduce girlfriends
  
• WON'T BAT AN EYELID WHEN: Boss brings in an iMac
  
• SEEN AT THE D AND D: Humiliating colleagues by pushing them onstage
  
• POURS OUT PROBLEMS TO: Cleaning lady
  
• FAVE MOMENT OF DAY: Logging off
  
• FAVE COMPLAINT: "Too much work!"

• OPERATIVE MODE: Excited
  
• DEFAULT POSITION: Huddled among staff
  
• MOST-HEARD UTTERANCE: "Let's chance it."
  
• LOUDEST POSSESSION: Fubu shirt
  
• IDEA OF A GREAT D AND D: Wrestling his wife for all to see
  
• VIEW OF SUBORDINATES: "They're adults, aren't they?"
  
• TREATS INTERNS: As the next dot.com millionaires
  
• ENCOURAGING WORDS: "You get stock options."
  
• DISPARAGING WORDS: "You haven't any hits."

And Worker

• JOB TITLE: Slicker
  
• OPERATIVE MODE: Charged-up
  
• DEFAULT POSITION: Eyes glued to ceiling, thinking ideas
  
• FAVE ITEM ON DESK: Pet dog
  
• TO SUCK UP TO BOSS, YOU HAVE TO: Introduce Sim Wong Hoo
  
• WON'T BAT AN EYELID WHEN: Boss brings over a cup of coffee
  
• SEEN AT THE D AND D: Humiliating himself by volunteering himself on stage
  
• POURS OUT PROBLEMS TO: CEO
  
• FAVE MOMENT OF DAY: Logging on
  
• FAVE COMPLAINT: "Too little time!"